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    Average Iraqi
    Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
    the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors
    Average American
    Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
    park
    Average Iraqi
    Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation
    Average American
    Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards
    Average Iraqi
    Lines up by the thousands to die for country
    Average American
    Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty
    Average Iraqi
    Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo
    by West
    Average American
    Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include
    McCookies
    Average Iraqi
    Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise
    Average American
    Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the
    ground, you die
    Average Iraqi
    Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless more...

    Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors Average American Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme park Average Iraqi Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation Average American Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards Average Iraqi Lines up by the thousands to die for country Average American Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty Average Iraqi Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West Average American Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include McCookies Average Iraqi Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise Average American Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the ground, you die Average Iraqi Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest Average American Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip Average Iraqi more...

    You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".

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