Parton Jokes / Recent Jokes

How many men did it take to carry Dolly Parton off stage when she fainted? Four - two abreast.

Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.

How do you know which kids in the playground are Dolly Parton's? They're the ones with the stretch marks around their lips.

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded... it's our new policy!" He smiled." Well... if you must know... I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs..." Dolly Parton said." And I was going to the bathroom!" Princess Diana said." You may enter into Heaven..." St. Peter held the gate open for Princess Diana to pass through." WAIT A MINUTE! How come she gets to go and not me?!" Dolly Parton asked." Why... don't you know... a royal flush beats 2 of a kind!" St. Peter exclaimed.

Why can't Dolly Parton be a teacher?
Because every time she turns around she erases the black board.

Dolly Parton received a doctorate of letters--DD to be exact.

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded...it's our new policy!" He smiled.
"Well...if you must know...I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs..." Dolly Parton said.
"And I was going to the bathroom!" Princess Diana said.
"You may enter into Heaven..." St. Peter held the gate open for Princess Diana to pass through.
"WAIT A MINUTE! How come she gets to go and not me?!" Dolly Parton asked.
"Why...don't you know...a royal flush beats 2 of a kind!" St. Peter exclaimed.