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Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts.

You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down.

Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back. Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

You heard right. Dolly Parton is officially on breast rest.

Accountants who don't understand how much it costs to make me look this cheap
Trying to play guitar with three-inch fingernails
When the country declares my hair a fire hazard
Confused Dalai Lama constantly asking for theme park royalties
You can't get a wig repaired because Letterman's got some kind of hairpiece crisis
Rhinestone rash
Whenever he visits my gift shop, Garth Brooks tries to shoplift stuff under that big hat
Smartass emcees who introduce you by saying, "and now here they are - Dolly Parton!"
When the Super Bowl is over, winner never says, "I'm goin' to Dollywood"
Nobody notices I've got a great ass, too

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