Paula Jokes / Recent Jokes

When asked how Paula Jones compared to Monica Lewinski, President Clinton
responded "Close, but no cigar."

Q. What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
A. Swallow the leader

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.
His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.

His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.

When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
When she didn't swallow everything he presented.

"Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John
"Yes, I will." Paula replied.
"Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked.
"Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you." she answered with a wink.
"How about a blowjob for $20?" responded John.
"Hey! What kind of women do you think I am?" Paula snapped, indignantly.
"That's already been established, Paula. Now we're just haggling over the price!"