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This blonde walks into a pawn shop and says i wanna buy that t.v, up there store owner says we dont sale to blondes.She died here hair red comes back the next day says i wanna buy that t.v.up there store owner says we dont sale to blondes.She said how did you know i was the blonde from yesterday he says because thats not a t.v. its a microwave.

There was a blonde doing her morning jogging and she came across to a pawn shop so she decided she wanted to go in. So she went in and asked the man if she could buy that TV. So the man said he dont sale to dumb blondes. So she went to get her hair color changed and went back into the pawn shop and asked the man if she could buy that TV the man said he dont sale to dumb blondes. So she went changed her whole wardrobe and her hair again and went back in to the pawn shop and asked if she could buy the TV and the guy said he dont sale to dumb blondes. Finally she got tired of changing everthing so she yelled How come you wont let me buy this TV and the man said because its not a tv its a Microwave

This one day a blond walked into a pawn shop and said i want that vcr up there store owner said we dont sale to blonds. The next day she dyed her hair red and said i want that vcr up there store owner says we dont sale to blonds.Comes back the next day says i want that vcr and if i have to jump over the conter to get i will. owww how did u know that i was a blond all three times? Because its a toaster not a vcr.

One day Bob stepped into a pawn shop. He looked around but didn`t see anything he liked. Bob was about to leave, when he noticed a stuffed squirel sitting atop a dusty old shelf. Bob said to the owner "Can I have that squirrel?"
The owner said "Yes, sure, on one condition: you must never bring it back."
So Bob took the stuffed rodent and started walking down the street. A few feet later he heard a noise. Bob turned around, and to his surprise, a real live squirrel was follwing him! Bob quickened his pace and walked a little farther, then turned back and ten squirrels were following him! Bob started jogging, but after a little while, he turned back and there was a whole sidewalk full of squirrels!
Now Bob was scared. He ran as fast as he could, and then he got to the ocean. There, at the water`s edge, he took the stuffed squirrel and flung it as far as he could into the brine. And then the whole townfull of squirrels jumped into the ocean!
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A blonde walks in to a pawn shop. She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk.' 'I would like to buy that TV over there.''

The clerk says' 'I am sorry lady we don't serve blondes here.''

The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig.' 'I would like to purchase that TV over there.''

Again the clerk says' 'Lady I told you yesterday we do not serve blondes here.''

Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man (a suit, tie, mustache, etc.).

She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice,' 'I would like to purchase the TV over there!''

The clerk says' 'Lady I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes here!''

She says to the clerk' 'How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig, today I am dressed like a man, how can you tell it is me??''

He laughs and says,' 'Because that's a microwave!!!!''