Pee-wee Jokes

What did Pee-Wee Herman say when the judge asked him if he wanted a lawyer?
"No thanks. I can get myself off.

Q: What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.

Pee-wee Herman recently apologized for changes and delays to his long awaited comeback show, the reason given... he is still busy cleaning the back of the seats in the theatre from his last "comeback" show.