Peeping Jokes / Recent Jokes

Stacz looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, Stacz corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "Na, na, na, na. I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday."
Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told Stacz he planned revenge.
That very evening, Fred noticed that Stacz' bedroom shades were up. Upon closer inspection, he notices Stacz' wife in the act of performing oral sex.
The very next day Fred calls out to Stacz, "Hey, Stacz, I saw your wife giving you a blowjob last night."
Stacz replies, "Na, na, na, na. I wasn't home last night."

Sam and Glen were chatting, when Sam said, "Last night, my wife caught a Peeping Tom and I'm sure she would have killed him if I hadn't stopped her."
"He must have made her really angry, peeking at her like that," Glen replied.
"Actually, that's not what made her the angriest," replied a grinning Sam.
"It's not?" asked Glen.
"No," Sam replied, "she got furious when he reached in and closed the curtains!"

I`m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!