Penguins Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain? A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? A: Starfish.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?
A. Beak....careful out there.