Penguins Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain? A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? A: Starfish.

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?

A. Beak....careful out there.