Penice Jokes

There was a Cucumber a pickle and a penice.
The cucumber said i have it bad when i get big fat am juicy i get cut up and put in a salade.
The pickle says no no no i have it bad when i get big fat and juicy i get put in a jar with diffrent spices.
The penice is like yeah when i get big fat an juicy i get a tarp put on my head and stuck in a DARK room and i have to do push ups until i get sick through up and i pass out.
lol