Period Jokes / Recent Jokes

I heard this from a friend and am not sure of the source:
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following
sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see...
Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!"

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry
worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

A newly appointed lady teacher took her firstappoinment from
the school principal mr. Jinadasa. Ahappy lady teacher did her first
period with o level students. once the period was overshe went
to another class for second period. on her way one mischievous
boy managed to paste alabel on the back of the teachers blouse.
unaware of this she worked till noon and went to staff room to
have abreak. there the pasted label was noticed by anotherand she
detached the label and showed it to the lady teacher. on the label
was athree leter word written in sinhala meaning PENIS.

new teacher was reallyashamed andupset. she cried so much Mr.
jinadasa had tobe summonedto the staff roomto console her.
mr. being awittymaninquired what has happened. once heknew what
occured he told thenew teacher miss this is asimple matter
you carried itfor two hours only. but ihave carried for fifty
four years.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is on her period?
A: She only has on one sock!

Dear Sir,
I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years and having seven children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are totally useless. After getting married, I was told to use the "Rhythm Method" but, despite trying the Tango and the Samba my wife fell pregnant and I ruptured myself doing the Cha Cha Cha, apart from which, where do you get a band at five o'clock in the morning?
A doctor suggested we use the "Safe Period". At the time we were living with the in laws and we had to wait three weeks for a safe period when the house was empty needless to say this didn't work. A lady of several years' experience informed us that if we made love whilst breast feeding we would be alright. It's hardly Newcastle Brown Ale, b ut I did finish up with a clear skin, silky hair and the wife pregnant. Another old wives' tale was that if my wife jumped up and down after intercourse more...

Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.

Is "tired old cliche" one?

if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.