Persian Jokes

A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely rug?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely to shit when you hear the price!"

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the wauter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?"
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-Did you hear about the farmer in his tractor who got into a wreck with a car? He plowed right into it.

-Innuendo: An Italian suppository

-Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her pupils under control.

-Foul Ball: A dance for chickens (thanks to Joe Durham)

-How do Easterners talk to each other? Persian to Persian.

-Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher? Because he was Hayden.

- Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you smell fish?"

- Two fish were in a tank. One of the fish asks the other, "Can you drive this thing?"

- Did you hear about the two baby inkdrops? They missed their mother. They were waiting for her to get out of the pen. They didn't know how long the sentence would be.

- A Buhddist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

- Two mice were more...

A new movie called "300" is set to hit theaters in 2007. It's about an ancient war between 300 Spartan soldiers and the entire Persian army.
In an odd coincidence, 2007 will see CNN also premiering a war involving the entire Persian army.