Petal Jokes / Recent Jokes

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, ''Mummy, why is my name Petal?'' the mother replied ''Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, ''Mummy why is my name Rose?'' She replied, ''Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head.'' The last baby walked up to her and said ''BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY." The mother replied, ''Shut up Fridge.''

A man has three daughters between the ages of 3 and 7.
The oldest daughter comes up to the father and asks, "Dad, why am I named Rose?"The father responds by saying "Because on the day you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."The next day the middle daughter asked the father, "Daddy, why am I called Daisy?"The father again responded by saying "Because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."An hour went by and the youngest daughter was screaming gibberish.The father looked up at her and yelled, "Shut up, Brick!"

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Petal!
Petal who?
Petal fast, it's a steep hill!

A little girl went up to her father and asked, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" Her dad answered, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." A second daughter came up and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Daisy?" He answered, "Because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born." As the sisters walked away they came across their brother who goes "der der...d-duh.." Their father yells, "Shutup, Cinderblock!!"

An Irish Priest out for his walk sees a little girl who is just so
cute he must say hello. (in Irish accent) Tell me little girl,
what's your name? Why it's Rose Petal O'Toule she says. The Priest
says, That's a
beautiful name, how did you get it? Well, Father she says, when
I was born my father came to see me, with a rose for my mother,
and a petal fell on me fore head. That's the nicest story I've ever
heard say's the priest. Tell me now, what's your little dogs
name? Porky, she say's. And how did he get such a name? Oh that's
easy Father, he fucks pigs!