Phoned Jokes

A man phoned up a chinese restaurant and said do you deliver?
The Chinese man said no but we do chikhen lamb beef and pork.

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They`ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There`s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

i phoned up a resteraunt the other day and said do you deliver and they went no sorry we do lamb, chicken and fish

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.
A minute later, I phoned again. "Hello" I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to worry now because I shot them."
Within minutes, there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said, "I thought you said you shot them." To which I replied, "I thought you said there was no one available."