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A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for a week. So, would you pack my clothes, my field equipment and my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in 1 hour to pick them up." A week later he returned. "Did you have a good trip, dear?" his wife asked. "Oh, it was just a typical field trip, you know, work work work," he exclaimed, and added "But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "No I didn't," she replied. "I put them in the box of field equipment!"

there are 3 people 1from china, 1 from america and 1 from india
and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.
(1)
The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2)
The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3)
The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!

One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,"
will you please take off your headphones."
The blonde replied "
No"
and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop.
The next blonde walked in and the barber said the same thing, "
Will you please take off your head phones"
The blonde said,"
No"
and she walked out as well.
The barber was now confused and was losing buisness. So he decided that when the last bloned walked in he would try and cut around the headphones.
So the last blonde walked in and the barber didn't even ask for her to take off her headphones. He just began to cut her hair.
He was almost done when he acedently knock her head phones off her head and they fell to the floor. In a few secounds the blonde droped and died.
Shocked the barber more...

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer Mr Chopra." The receptionist replies "I'm sorry. Mr Chopra has died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day too the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer Mr Chopra.
By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it again and again"

A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer. ” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week. ” The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer. ” Once again the receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week. ”
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, “I want to speak to my lawyer. ” “Excuse me sir, ” the receptionist says, “but this is third time I’ve had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling? ” The guy replies, “Because I love hearing it! ”

Phil Jackson wants his players to turn their cell phones off for the next two weeks. The request is expected to have little to no impact on Luke Walton. A whole NBA team without cell phones means one thing - all subpoenas will have to be delivered by fax.

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet, sir."