"A blonde and a barber" joke
One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,"
will you please take off your headphones."
The blonde replied "
No"
and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop.
The next blonde walked in and the barber said the same thing, "
Will you please take off your head phones"
The blonde said,"
No"
and she walked out as well.
The barber was now confused and was losing buisness. So he decided that when the last bloned walked in he would try and cut around the headphones.
So the last blonde walked in and the barber didn't even ask for her to take off her headphones. He just began to cut her hair.
He was almost done when he acedently knock her head phones off her head and they fell to the floor. In a few secounds the blonde droped and died.
Shocked the barber slow bent and pick up the headphines. He held them to his ear and heard comming from the head phones breath in... breath out... breath in... breath out.
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