Pig Jokes / Recent Jokes
. .. Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
... Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
... Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
... Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.
... Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
... Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
... Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
... The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
... Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.
... Hospital food consist of picking-your-own corn on the roof.
... Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
... Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
... You have a choice of walkers, with or without more...
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
Nothing. There are some things even a pig won’t do!
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.