Pig Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! What has two legs and flies? A pig! What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus? A cow that can milk itself! Why did the farmer call his pig' Ink'? Because he kept running out of the pen! What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Cold cream! What game do cows play at parties? Moosical chairs! Why is it called a' herd' of cattle? Well, have you' herd' the sound they make! Why was the lamb told off for being rude? He would not say' thank ewe' to his mum!
Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?