Piggie Jokes

The Three Little Pigs are out for dinner one night and the waiter is taking their drink order.
"I'd like a Pepsi," says the first little piggie.
"I'd like a Ginger Ale," says the second little piggie.
"I'd like water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggie.
The waiter brings them their drinks and takes their orders for dinner.
"I'd like a nice big steak," says the first little piggie.
"I'd like the chicken salad," says the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggie.
The waiter brings them their dinners and returns later to see if they would like dessert.
"I want an ice cream sundae," says the first little piggie.
"I want a Root Beer float," says the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," the third little piggie exclaims.
"Pardon me for asking," the waiter more...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order." I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie." I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie." I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner." I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie." I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie." I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert." I want a banana split," said the first piggie." I want a root beer float," said the second piggie." I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie." Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered more...

There were 3 little piggies.The first pig walked into a bar got a drink went to the bathroom and went home.The second little piggie did the same.Went to the bar got a drink went to the bathroom and went home.The third piggie went to the bar got a drink, then he was aboutleave but the bartender asked arent you gonna go the the bathroom like the other 2. No said the piggie im gonna go wee wee wee all then way home.

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but more...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," more...