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3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies. Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..."What was that?", the other two ask, curiously." Calcium tablet. Good for mommy, good for little baby", she replies, pattingher stomach affectionately. Satisfied, all 3 continue with their knitting... 5 minutes later, the second one stops knitting, checks her watch, takes abottle of pills from her handbag and takes one.." What was that?", the other two enquire"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "Good for mommy, good for little baby" andshe pats her stomach affectionately. All 3 smile and continue busily with their knitting... 5 minutes later, the last woman stops knitting, checks her watch, takes abottle of pills from her handbag and takes one.." What was that?" more...

The older guys are now taking a new combination, Viagra and Doan's Pills, so the back won't peter out and the peter won't back out...

One day this kid's father told his son to get six pills. On the
way there he said "six pills six pills six pills sex pills".
So he gets to the place where he is spoused to get them,
he says "I would like sex pills". The doctor says "who are they
for" "they are for my dad". So the docter gives him the pills
and tells them to take one every six hours. On the way back he
says "one every six one every six one every six six every one".
He gets back and tells his dad to take one every six hours.
a couple days later the kid comes bake for refills, the docter
says "hows youor dad doing". The kid says "well my mom's dead my
sister's pregnant my buts sore and my dads lookin for the cat.

Women to Doc "My husband is never interested in sex"
Doc says' "Take these pills and give him 1 a day "
At home she puts 1 pill in his tea n they had sex that night.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea n they enjoyed much more that nite. Next day she puts the whole bottle load in his tea.
Some days later Doc called to know the progress and his son replied -'Mom is dead, aunt in hospital, maids' pregnant, and dad is running naked in the garden chasing the dog"

one day a man said to his son go get some fruit pills from the chemist.so the boy is skipping down the road chanting " fruit pills for daddy, fruit pills for daddy" and he runs into a poll and bumps his head and forgets what he was saying. then he got up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy he gets to the chemist and says can i have some root pills please and the lady says yes but tell your daddy that he needs to take 1 every 24 hours.the boy is skipping home chanting 1 every 24 hours,1 every 24 hours and bumps into a poll.then he gets up saying 24 every 1 hour, 24 every 1 hour he gets home gives his father the pills and says take 24 every 1 hour.the father reads the bottle and says these are not fruit pills go back and get some.so the boy is runing chanting fruit pilss for daddy, fruit pills for daddy and runs into a poll he gets up saying root pills for daddy, root pills for daddy.he gets to the chemist and asks for some root pills the lady asks how are you more...

"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."
"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold..."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"UM... okay."
He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks more...

A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy all 3 of them.
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor says "What happened"?
The man answered "Nobody Showed UP!"