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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Santos, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!"

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!"

An elderly woman went to her doctor and told him she would like to have some birth control pills.
Surprised by her request, the doctor said to her, "Pardon me, Mrs. Jones, but you're 78 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
"They help me sleep doctor," she explained.
Now very confused, the doctor asked, "I don't understand, Mrs. Jones. How would birth control pills help you to sleep?"
"Each morning I put one in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep much better at night," she replied.

Totally exhausted, the man dragged himself into the doctor's office. "Doc, I haven't been able to get a wink of sleep. There are dogs all over the neighborhood and they bark day and night."
Checking through his cabinets, the doctor took out some samples and handed them to the man. "These are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. Try a few of these and I think you'll find your troubles are over."
"Wonderful, thank you doctor. At this point, I'll try anything," the man replied.
Returning to the doctor a few weeks later, the man looked worse than ever. "Your plan didn't work. I'm more tired than ever," he told the doctor.
"How could that be?" the doctor asked. "Those are the strongest pills on the market."
"They may very well be," said the exhausted man, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I do finally catch one, I can't get him to swallow the pill."

An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.
“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood, ” she said.
“They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep. ”
“I’m going to prescribe some sleeping pills, ” said the doctor.
“A few of these and your troubles will be over. ”
“Great, ” said the blonde.
“I’ll try anything. ”
A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.
“Doctor, it didn’t work! I’m more tired than before! ”
“I don’t understand how that could be, ” said the doctor, shaking his head.
“Those are the strongest pills on the market! ”
“Maybe so, ” said the blonde, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one, it’s hell getting him to swallow the pill! ”