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Birth Control Pills At 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills."Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart." The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart." After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she
was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken
aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith,
but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control
pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought
some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to
sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I
sleep better at night."
Heard on hospital rounds.

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart."
The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day.
The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, "Big Chief no fart."
The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour.
The girl comes back the next day and says, "Big Chief no fart."
After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour.
The next day the girl comes back crying and says "Big fart no Chief!"

Wake up- wake up, darling." "What happened?" "Nothing. I just forgot to give you sleeping pills."