"Trouble Sleeping" joke
Totally exhausted, the man dragged himself into the doctor's office. "Doc, I haven't been able to get a wink of sleep. There are dogs all over the neighborhood and they bark day and night."
Checking through his cabinets, the doctor took out some samples and handed them to the man. "These are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. Try a few of these and I think you'll find your troubles are over."
"Wonderful, thank you doctor. At this point, I'll try anything," the man replied.
Returning to the doctor a few weeks later, the man looked worse than ever. "Your plan didn't work. I'm more tired than ever," he told the doctor.
"How could that be?" the doctor asked. "Those are the strongest pills on the market."
"They may very well be," said the exhausted man, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I do finally catch one, I can't get him to swallow the pill."
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