Exhausted Jokes

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and we all had to do our own thinking."

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?""It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him.
"What happened to you Santa?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"That"s scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?"

Newlyweds, Luke and Mary, spent their wedding night at a hotel.
The following morning, Mary's closest friend, Lynda, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
"I'm so exhausted," Mary said. "All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out."
Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Lynda was shocked that Mary would speak so crassly.
Luke clarified by adding:
"Don't ever get a room next to an elevator!"