Imagination Jokes

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    One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions of the item, and ask the kids to guess what it was.
    First she said to the children "I have something long and yellow behind my back." The kids suggested a pencil. Ms. Nelson said "no, i'm holding a bannana, but I like you all's imagination.
    Next she said" I have something round and red". Little Johnny stood up and guessed it was a ball. Ms. Nelson told Johnny it was an apple but she liked Johnny's imagination.
    Johnny had an idea. He told his teacher, "I have something in my pocket that's warm and it has a head on it. Well Ms. Nelson got really upset and told Johnny he was to go to the principal's office for being soo dirty minded.
    Little Johnny then said," No, Ms. Nelson, it's a quarter, but I LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINATION!!!

    Mel. Barbie Girl
    Hi user, wanna go for a try?
    Sure win!
    Boot up!
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    Come on System, let's go crashing
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    I'm a prog, I'm a code
    on a supermachine
    when I crash,
    Boot me up, and go crazy
    I'm your pain,
    boot me up, and start over again
    Run a prog, see the fail
    Just delete me
    You can touch, i can hang,
    like i say, just boot again
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
    Come on System, let's go crashing more...

    The mother took her young daughter to a psychiatrist and explained to the headshrinker that the girl thought she was a chicken. The doctor soothed her, observing that an overactive imagination is not uncommon in children, and asking how long the girl had suffered from the delusion.
    "Almost two years," said the mother.
    "Your daughter has imagined she is a chicken for nearly two years?!" the psychiatrist exclaimed. "Why have you waited so long before bringing her in?"
    The woman looked embarrassed, then confessed: "We needed the eggs, doctor."

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

    On Appearance
    Excessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from fragrances of herbs, flowers, and other substances that are put into some medium that is strong enough to hold the odor. That medium is often ambergris...a secretion from the intestines of the sperm whale. In other words, you and your man may smell the odor of whale puke instead of enjoying the fragrance of flowers or herbs.
    Cleanliness is especially important. If a woman uses enough soap and has that clean, fresh look that a recent shower gives, she could wear a potato sack and still be desirable for her male.
    T-shirts are great. It doesn't take much male imagination to know that in less than five seconds, they are off over your head.
    Food particles between the teeth, especially the front teeth, are highly undesirable.
    On Dating
    If you need to pass gas (fart), excuse yourself from his presence. Try not to destroy illusions by unpleasant odors. If you need to more...

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