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"If these pills don't stop the kleptomania, said the psychiatrist, ""try and get me a nice video camera."""

After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensation: knowledge pills.
A student who is way behind in his English literature class, goes to the pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist if there are knowledge pills for English literature.
"Sure", the pharmacist replies.
The student buys one, swallows it, and hours later he knows everything there is to know about English literature. If it's that easy to acquire knowledge, he thinks, why waste hours wrecking your brains over boring textbooks? So, he gives up studying, and whenever an exam is near, he goes to the pharmacy and buys the right knowledge pill: biology, art history, world history - you name it.
When he has to take a math exam, he goes again to the pharmacy as asks for a knowledge pill for mathematics.
"Just wait a moment", the pharmacist says. He disappears in the back of his store and comes back with a pill of the size of a more...

David Beckham is currently starring in a Chinese TV commercial for anti-impotence pills. The pills are made of natural herbs, chemical supplements, and pictures of Beckham's wife.

a boy walked to school and on his way there he found a pile of rabbit turds. the boy slipped the turds into his pocket.
the boy went to the school house and sat at his desk.he would act like he was slipping the turds into his mouth but was really slipping them into his pocket.
a girl beside him asked wat he was taking and the boy responded " im taking get smart pills"
the little girl says " well get smart pills give me some of those. the boy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a turd and gave it to the girl. the girl slipped it into her mouth and screamed " this taste like poopy" and the boy responds "look ur already getting smarter.

Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

One day in a small village there lived a tribe which had leaders who farted. There was a chief who had suddenly stopped farting. So the chief tells his servent to go to the doctor and get some farting pills. The first day the servent goes to the doctor and says "doctor doctor big chief no fart" So the doctor sends him off with 3 pills > the second day the servent comes upto the doctor and says "doctor doctor big chief no fart" so the doctor sends him of with 10 pills > the next day the servent comes back and says "doctor doctor big chief no fart" So the doctor gets pissed off and sends him off with 50 pills > again the servent comes back, but this time he replies "doctor doctor big fart no chief"

This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you."
The Doctor nods his head and says, "Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me."
The old lady comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says "What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You still can't hear them, but now they smell horrible!"
The Doctor again nods his head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on your hearing."