Pinata Jokes

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is more...

If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm gonna stuff my pockets with candy and gum. That way, when I smack into the sidewalk, I'll burst like this big, human pinata. That way, the on-lookers who walk up, they can go,' Oh man, he really must have been depressed -- oh, Snickers! Alright!'

What's the difference between a blonde and a pinata?
The pinata puts out when you hit it, but you still have to buy the blonde dinner first.

There was two white guys thinking about creating a bunji jumping buissiness in mexico. So they head on to mexico and they start to build a tall building for their bunji jump. Then a bunch of mexican people gather around to see whats goin on, and one of the white guys test the bunji jump. The first time he jumps, he comes back up with scratches. Then the second time he comes back with even more scrtches. The other white guy fails to ctch him the third time. then he comes up with bruises and he fails to catch him the 4th time then he comes up almost unconcious. Soon he catches him he asks him” was the bunji too long” then the other guy said “”NO BUT WHATS A FREAKIN PINATA!? ”

Q: How do you keep little black boys from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q2: How do you get him down?
A2: Tell some Mexicans he's a pinata.