Pirate Jokes / Recent Jokes

There were three people on a pirate ship a blonde a redhead and a brunette they had to walk a planke but a pirate said " you all have 1 wish each" so the redhead said " i wish i was back at home reading a book " so she was gone and then the brunnete said " i wish i was back at home sleeping" she was gone and then the blonde said " i wish my friends were back and there they were and then the redhaed should of let her gho first they were dead a minute later.

What exercise is hard for Blackbeard? Pirate Pilates.

What does a pirate put on toast? Jelly Roger.

What`s a pirate`s favorite movie? Booty and the Beast.

Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker." One day the parrot was sitting on the pirate's shoulder and it kept saying "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker."
The pirate said, "This is your warning. If you don't shut up, I'm goin to flush you."
The parrot said, "Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker."
The pirate said, "That's you being flushed." So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings "Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar."