Planter Jokes

A young sub inspector, incharge of a upcountry police station was having a drink with some of his young planter friends at Agras Planter's club, about two decades ago. A hotty young planter told the inspector that they are like kings. Inturn, the inspector promply replied "In that case, I am king of kings, cuz when there are problems you come to me for help. And I protect you all." The planter was mumbed, as he had no reply.