"True Story" joke

A young sub inspector, incharge of a upcountry police station was having a drink with some of his young planter friends at Agras Planter's club, about two decades ago. A hotty young planter told the inspector that they are like kings. Inturn, the inspector promply replied "In that case, I am king of kings, cuz when there are problems you come to me for help. And I protect you all." The planter was mumbed, as he had no reply.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

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