Plink Jokes

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."

What`s black, lives in a tree and is VERY dangerous?
Answer: A crow with a machine gun!!!

What`s got two legs, hair, and bleeds?
Answer: Half a dog
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Answer: A megasorearse.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Answer: A lickalottapuss
What`s pink and spits?
A cat in a frying pan.
What goes plink, plink, fizz?
Kittens in an acid bath.
What`s the last thing that goes through a bee`s mind when it hits a car windscreen at 70mph?
It`s arse.
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Saunders.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl." "Uh-huh" "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."