Polish Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?
A last name.
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the worlds's worst Polish Joke?"#2 says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door-real mean motherfuckers-??? They're Polish. And those two bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender? Polish! And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too!!! Now... still want to tell that joke?""Hell no!", replies #1, "I don't want to have to explain it 6 times!"
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?
It's a solar-powered flashlight.
USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?"France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?"Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?"
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight.
There where these three guys; a Polish guy, an Italian
guy, and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they
notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together
and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss
left and so did they.
The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so nhe can get an early start. The
Italian guy goes home and cook dinner. The Polish guy goes home and walks to his
bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss; he
quietly shuts the door and leaves.
The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking and plan to go home early
again. They ask the Polish
guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "NO WAY."
They ask him " why not?"
"Because", said the Polish guy; "yesterday i almost
got caught! "
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: Theyd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.