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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

Three men were walking down the road when they saw a bottle. They picked it up and a Genie popped out. He said, "Since there is 3 of you, I will give you one wish each." So the first man, wanting to be clever, wished to be 50% smarter than he already was, and POOF he was. The next guy, wanting to be cleverer than this first guy, wished to be 75% smarter than he already was, and POOF he was. The last guy, thinking he was cleverer than the other two, wished to be 100% smarter than he already was and POOF, he turned into a woman.

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when
they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.
'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.
'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.
The third man looked around.' Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said.' I wish my friends were here with me.'

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by StPeter at the pearly
gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm
granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first
nun says "I want to be Bo Derek" and POOF she's gone. The second says "I want to
be Madonna" and POOF she's gone. The third says "I want to be Sarah Pepalini".
St Peter looks perplexed."Who?" he says."Sarah Pepalini" replies the nun. St
Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He
reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No
Sister, this says SaharaPipelinelaid by 500 men in 7
days!"

A Ph.D. student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.""Me first! Me first!" says the Ph.D. student."I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman."Poof! He's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."Poof! He's gone."You're next," the Genie says to the professor.The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."
"What catch?" the man asked.
The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?"
"I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my more...

there was this tree and a bear and rabit the bear was running after the rabbit well there
was a genny liveing in this tree and it came out and said i well give you each three wishis
they said ok .the bear said for my frist wish
i wish for all the bears in the part of the woods to be female poof they were well the rabitt said i wish for a drit bike poof he got
it and the bear said your the dumest rabbit i ever mett the rabbit said yeah i know the bear said i wish for all the bear in the contry to be female poof they were then the rabbit said i wish for a dirt bike helmet
poof he got it the bear said i wish for alll
the bear in the world to be female poof they were that was all his wish the rabbit said for my last wish i wish for that bear right there to be gay poof he was gay than gay