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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries.""Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100,000 out the window of thehelicopter. I'm sure that the poor will get some of it."He agrees that it's a good idea and he does.About 5 minutes later he starts thinking again.Hillary asks "Why do you still look so sad? You just threw $100,000 outthe window of the helicopter. That helped a lot of poor people."He says "I still feel like I didn't do enough."She says "Well, Bill, why don't you throw another $100,000 out thewindow? That should make a lot of people happy."Again he says it's a good idea and he does.A few moments later and again he looks unhappy and he says "I stilldon't think I've done enough."This time the more...
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest,' 'I had an affair with a woman - almost.'' The priest says,' 'What do you mean,' almost'?'' The man says,' 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.''
The priest replies,' 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'' The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box.
He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says,' 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'' The man replied,' 'Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!''
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for Valentine's Day.
The rich man says "I got my wife a Mercedes and a 3 CRT. diamond ring."
The poor man says "Why did you get her both?"
"Because if she doesn't like one she always has the other...what did you get your wife?"
The poor man replies, "I got her slippers and a dildo."
The rich man says "Why did you get her a dildo?"
The poor man says, "So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself."