Poor Jokes / Recent Jokes
you so poor I went to your house and sat on a roach and it siad hey get off of me I pay the bills around here.
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw
two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.“We don't have any money for food,” the poor man replied.“Oh, come along with me then.”“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!” he said to the other man.“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.“Bring them as well!”They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall.”
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book." "How current is your copy?" he asks. "I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "why do you ask?" "I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was immanent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet." "I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?" The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Humm, well there was this one time when I was drivin' down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, more...
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
You so poor when I walked in yo house a roach tripped me and a rat jacked me for my wallet
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"