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A tomato, a piece of chewing gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the poorer live, I get chop up and stuck in a sandwhich".

The piece of chewing gum says "No, mine's poorer, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".

The penis says "No, by far I've gor the poorer life... I get a plastic case fixed over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and prepared to do push ups' till I throw up!"