Populating Jokes

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve
to begin the process of populating the Earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" So the Lord gave a brief
description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was
enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like
you to caress Eve."
And Adam said, "What is a 'caress'?" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief
description, and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was
even better than the kiss."
And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to
Eve."
And Adam asked, "What is 'make love', Lord?" So the Lord more...

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."
And Adam said, "What is a 'caress'?" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description, and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."
And Adam asked, "What is 'make love', Lord?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and more...