Praying Jokes / Recent Jokes

there were three thieves who used to hang together going out on rampages through the surbubs of harare, one of the thieves decided to become a christian, joining the Mpostori church, this pissed the other two off, as john used to wake up early in the morning and start praying. As they walked through the streets John would pray loud shouting mwari baba ndokumbira what ever he needed. This would wake the people in their houses stopping the thieves from being able to go into the houses. One day his two friends decided among themselves to fix john up, they decided that as john woke at 3am to start praying one of them would get on the roof of the house and talk to john.
John true to form woke that morning at 3 and started his daily ritual on top of his bedroom roof was his friend john was praying extra hard and extra loud so his friend shouted JOHNNIE Ndati Johniie mwana wangu so john said yes baba, his friend said pamusha pano pane mavenge john said baba murikuda ndi ite sei ko enda more...

There was a Mexican family living in Mexico. The father of the family wasn't making very much money and he decided that he and his family were going to move to America in order to live a better life, so the family moved to America.
The Mexican man didn't found a job there, and his family was starving, so he went outside, climbed a hill, and bent down under a pine tree to pray for God to help his family get through their situation.
While he was praying, a black man was coming out of a grocery store on top of the hill. He had a sack in one hand with a wheel of cheese in it. The bag was heavy, and right as the Mexican man was getting up from praying, the bag broke and the wheel of cheese rolled down the hill.
The Mexican man saw it, picked it up, and ran non-stop to his home. He gave it to his wife and told her to make nacho cheese out of it. His wife said, "Well, why can't we make something else out of it?" and he said, "Cause all the way home God was tellin' more...