Precisely Jokes

Precisely nine months after the young couple were married, the wife was rushed to the hospital with an urgent call from the stork. Shortly after her arrival, the doctor came out of the delivery room and told the husband he was the father of a bouncing baby boy.
The new father consulted his watch, and said, "Well, nature certainly is precise. It's exactly seven o'clock."
Twenty minutes later, the doctor came out again, all smiles. "Congratulations again," he said. "You're also the father of a baby girl."
"Yessir, doc," came the father's reply, "right to the minute." Then, glancing at his watch, he added, "Well, I guess I'll go out and have a drink. There isn't another one due until ten-thirty."

...now that my dad is getting older, i am concerned about his health...i was asking him about his regularity, and if everything was ok....he said, "i pee every morning precisely at 6 am....and i have a bowel movement every morning precisely at 6:30"...i said to him, "sounds like everything's ok, right?"....he said, "not exactly...i wake up at 7 am."

A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee: "Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex is?"
"It is precisely 60 million and three years, two months, and eighteen days old."
"How can you know that with such precision?!"
"Well, when I started working here, one of the scientists told me that the skeleton was 60 million years old - and that was precisely three years, two months, and eighteen days ago..."