Predictably Jokes

"American Beauty and the Beast"
The Beast has a midlife crisis and takes a job at a fast-food restaurant, while the Beauty has an affair with a real-estate tycoon.

"The Straight Love Story"
Ryan O'Neal tragically runs over Ali McGraw while mowing his lawn.

"That Girl, Interrupted"
Marlo Thomas goes to the nuthouse.

"The Talented Mr. Whipple"
An elderly toilet-paper spokes- man goes on a killing spree in Europe, murdering anyone who squeezes the Charmin.

"Soylent Green Mile"
Charlton Heston finds out what prison food is really made of.

"All About My Mummy"
Pedro Almodovar's bittersweet saga about a 3,000-year-old mummy and his struggle to find love in the modern world.

"The Animal House Rules"
A group of frat boys, led by John Belushi, drink too much hard cider and open an abortion clinic, with predictably wacky more...