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a man who has no children to speak of. a fellow who is crazy to get married- and knows it. a man who never makes the same mistake once. one who's foot-loose and fiancee free. a fellow who can take women or leave them and prefers to do both. a man who thinks seriously about marriage. a rolling stone who gathers no boss, a man who never has a bride idea. a man who believes in wine, women and s'long. a callous cad who is cheating some good woman out of her alimony. a guy with a strong will looking for a girl with a weak won't. a fellow who prefers to ball without the chain.
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in
Disneyland produced some strange results.
Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.
Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.
Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.
But Snow White adores 7up.
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.But Snow White adores 7up.
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results. Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi. Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer. Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy. But Snow White adores 7up.
ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your more...