Premadasa Jokes

One evening Premadasa is jogging at the Independannce Square Sports Grounds. He sees this beaytiful
whore at the bus stop near the other end og the jogging track and approaches her.
"How much?" asks Premadasa.
"Hundred and fifty ruppees." comes the reply.
"Damn too much, Ten ruppees?" suggests Prem.
"Hundred and Fifty" the lady won't budge. So Prem goes away jogging.
The next evening he sees the same woman at the bus stop.
"How much?" asks Prem thinking that he will get a better deal today.
"Hundred and fifty ruppees." comes the reply.
"No no, too much, Ten ruppees?" suggests Prem.
"Hundred and Fifty" the lady again won't budge. So Prem goes away jogging.
The third evening Hema joins Prem for a jog. Both are jogging along the track and Prem sees the lady
again. This time Prem ignores her (because of the obvious reason that Hema is with him) and more...

One day Premadasa‚s son came to him and said, Dad I can‚t have any fun in here please send me to America for a while. Then Premadasa said son I can send you to America but make sure that you are not going to have sex with any American Women because most of the Americans are HIV infected then the son said dad you know that‚s the only reason I want to go there.
Then Premadasa said
Son the reason i am saying it I know you are having a sex with our cleaning lady and you know that I am snick in to her room every now and then and top of it I am having sex with your mom once every full moon, in case if you get HIV various definitely our cleaning lady is going to get it, if she gets aids it going to pass on to me it‚s not going to be that bad. Then Premadasa‚s son said why don‚t you tell me the bad part
Then Premadasa said, if I get it your mother is going to get it and if your mother gets aids almost ever single person in this country going to be HIV infected. Son more...

Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
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MLL
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Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
auditorium at ladies college
having exited looking at the chicks
he started the speech saying
I have never seen hall like ladies hall

President JR and PM Premadasa died on the same day and they were sent to APAAYA (Hell) for punishment for the sins they have commited during their ruling the country. On the way to APAAYA Premadasa said to JR "Sir, shall we take some gifts to YAMA RAJJURUWO (The king of the hell). JR replied "Through out your life you were taking bribes from poor people and now you are thinking of bribing YAMA RAJJURUWO too. I do not like your idea"
Then Premadasa said to JR "Sir, you do not know the brutality of the punishments in the hell. If we take something YAMA RAJJUROWO will give us some simple punishments." Ultimately JR agreed to take some gift to YAMARAJJURUWO.
While they were walking through the path to the hell they saw a vegetable/fruit market and Premadasa said "Sir, shall we take some DURIAN (A local fruit)" Then JR said are you mad? why should we spend too much for this? If you really need let us take 2 lemons" Premadasa ultimately more...

Do you know how Premadasa selected Hema for marraige.

One day he took Hema to his room and both got naked.
Premadasa pointed to his willy and asked "do you know
what this is?" Hema said "meeya". Premadasa made love
to her several times and later decided to marry her.
On honeymoon night Premadasa says "I decided to marry
you becuase you didn't even know what this is, so you
have been a very good girl.. .. and the name of this
thing is payiya." Hema says "Ohh, payiya, I have seen
hundereds of those, in fact last night I had your
bestman's payiya in all my holes. Payi have to be more
that 3 inches long. This your thing is still a meeya".