Prem Jokes

Moraj Desai, the then Indian prime minister visited Sri lanka and was invited to
have dinner with the then prime minister Premadasa.
After Indian PM arrived in the Temple Trees (prime minister's residence) they
exchanged greetings and was escorted to the visiting room.
"How about a sip of your favourite drink?" asked Prem from the visiting PM.
"I will be most grateful to you Prem."
So, Prem went inside and peed in to a big beer mug. He brought the foaming
liquid and offered to the Indian PM.
"Thanks a lot Prem" said the Indian PM and gulped down the drink with two
gulps.
"Aah, what a refreshing taste."
"Do you like to have some more?"
"Yes, if you don't mind"
So, Prem went inside again and tried produce another mug full of the drink, but
unfortunately he could produce a single drop. He asked his dear wife Hemavo
to help him out of this difficult more...

Once Prem Singh went to England. In the evening he went to attend a party given by Margaret Thatcher in a marvellous house. As he was passing through a gallery of that house, a guard stopped him and fined him with fifty pounds for smoking, as smoking was prohibited there. Prem Singh searched through his pocket but he had only a hundred pound note. So he asked his secretary, "Sharma, you smoke too."

One evening Premadasa is jogging at the Independannce Square Sports Grounds. He sees this beaytiful
whore at the bus stop near the other end og the jogging track and approaches her.
"How much?" asks Premadasa.
"Hundred and fifty ruppees." comes the reply.
"Damn too much, Ten ruppees?" suggests Prem.
"Hundred and Fifty" the lady won't budge. So Prem goes away jogging.
The next evening he sees the same woman at the bus stop.
"How much?" asks Prem thinking that he will get a better deal today.
"Hundred and fifty ruppees." comes the reply.
"No no, too much, Ten ruppees?" suggests Prem.
"Hundred and Fifty" the lady again won't budge. So Prem goes away jogging.
The third evening Hema joins Prem for a jog. Both are jogging along the track and Prem sees the lady
again. This time Prem ignores her (because of the obvious reason that Hema is with him) and more...

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having
trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy,
over to her desk.
Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was
walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And
he replied, "It was an "ID ten T" error." A puzzled expression
ran riot over Judy's face. "An "ID ten T" error? What's that?..
in case I need to fix it again??" He gave her a grin...; -). ..
"Haven't you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before?" "No,"
replied Judy. Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll
figure it out." She wrote..... I D 1 0 T

Natha Singh and Prem Singh, two carpenter friends, were doing a job in a gallery to be set up for an exhibition of paintings by Satish Gujral.
Now during the lunch break, these two carpenters had a couple of drinks. When they resumed work, one of them got hold of a nail, climbed the stool and placing the head of the nail on the wall started hammering on the pointed side of the nail. Realising that the nail was not going in, he had a close look. He still held the nail with its head resting on the wall. He pondered for a while and then called out to his companion, "Oh, Natha Singha, come and see. The person who has manufactured this nail is a fool. He has made this nail upside down."
Natha Singh came and saw Prem Singh holding the nail with its head against the wall. He exclaimed, "It is you who are a fool. This nail is meant for the wall on the opposite side." He caught hold of the nail in the position it was in, took it to the other wall and hammered it more...