Preschool Jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.' Be still, my heart,' thought my friend,' my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One
little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, “Why do you dress funny?”He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear. Then the boy pointed to the priest's collar tab and asked, “Do you have an owie?”The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like
a band-aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, “Do you know what those words say?”“Yes, I do,” said the lad who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at
the letters he said, “Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!”

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

Johny's mother went into talk to his teacher before his first day of preschool. She said, "Johny has a gambling problem so don't gamble with him ok?" The teacher agrees,
On the first day after preschool Johny goes to his teacher and says I bet you fifty dollars that you have brown pubic hair. The teacher, being poor and wanting to teach him a leason says, "Alright I'll take that bet," and so she takes him into her office lifts up her skirt and shows him that she has black pubic hair.
Later that night she calls the family and gets Johny's dad. She says I think I cured your son's gambling problem. The father says "How?"
The teacher tells him what happens and the father screams, "THAT LITTLE SHIT BET ME 100 DOLLARS THAT HE COULD GET YOU TO LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL."