Princess Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't freakin' think so!

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. "Hey, mister! Pssst, mister!" Dad looked all around, and spotted a little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him.

"Hey mister," said the frog. "A wicked witch cast a spell on me, and turned me into an ugly frog. If you'll just kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful."

Dad reached down, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket, and proceeded to walk on. The frog called out to him again, "Hey! Didn't you hear me? I said if you'll kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful."

Dad replied, "I heard you, but at my age, I'd rather just have a talking frog!"

Q - Did you hear that Princess Diana was on the radio,... and the dashboard,... and the steering wheel,....

Q - How is Princess Diana different from Tiger Woods?
A - Tiger Woods knows how to pick a driver.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I
was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can
marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy
doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "Iwas once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we canmarry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare mymeals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happydoing so."That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."