Priya Jokes

One Sunday morning Santa's son burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.
After dinner, Santa took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
Son was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Sonu said yes! We are getting married in June."
Again Santa insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Sonu is your half-sister too, I am very sorry about this."
Son was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother, Jeeto, with the news.
"Dad has done more...

Priya Dies And Goes To Heaven Where She Meets St. Peter. She Notices That There Are Clocks Everywhere. She Asks St. Peter Why
Are There So Many Clocks Here. St. Peter Tells Herthat Each Clock Represents A Person On Earth And That Every Time A Person
Tells A Li, The Clock Ticks Off One Second. St. Peter Explains That The One Clock Has Never Moved Because It Belonged To Mother
Teresa And She Never Told A Lie Her Whole Life. The Next Clock Belonged To Abraham Lincoln And Since He Only Told Two Lies His
Whole Life, Only Two Seconds Had Clicked. Priya Asks,"Where Is Bill's Clock?"St. Peter Says,"Bill's Clock Is Upstairs In
Jesus's Office. He's Using It As A Ceiling Fan

Rajiv and Priya are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ” Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives. ”



Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later, Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, “Priya, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank? ”

“No, sweetheart” she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Priya, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet? ”

“Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the cheque, ” she more...