Professions Jokes

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D. I. N. K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R. U. B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker."
They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?"
The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."