"Professions" joke

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D. I. N. K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R. U. B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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