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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not

been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and

that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to

walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,

he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed

and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here

for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to

explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i. e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 more...

The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you've
been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”“Thanks,” said the employee.“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. "Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. "What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?" "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob, ” he said, “you've
been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that? ”
“Thanks, ” said the employee.
“Thanks? ” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say? ”
“I suppose not, ” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad. ”

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Thanks?" the boss replied. a "Is that all you can say?" "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."