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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks." No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are
going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything
about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog. "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
Osama bin Laden goes to a psychic who says "You will die on an American holiday" Needless to say bin Laden is shocked. "Which one?" he asks. "Doesn't matter", says the psychic. "Whatever day you die will become an American holiday."
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. ”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what? ”
“No, ” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class. ”