Pullover Jokes

A cop is driving down the freeway when he sees a blonde knitting while she is driving.
Confused he turns on his siren and loudpeaker and says, "pullover, pullover." The blond looks up at the cop and then down and screams, " No, it s a sweater!"

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"